My Bulldog Is A Stage 5 Clinger Mug
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Your Bulldog’s Motto? “Where You Go, I Go.”
For Bulldog Moms Who Have a Wrinkly, Snuggly Shadow 24/7.
Bulldog moms, let’s be real—your pup isn’t just attached to you, they are glued to you. Whether they’re following you from room to room, plopping their stocky little body directly on your lap, or dramatically sighing every time you leave their sight, one thing is clear—your Bulldog is a Stage 5 Clinger, and honestly, you wouldn’t have it any other way!
That’s why you need this funny Bulldog mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for pet parents who know that Bulldogs aren’t just companions—they’re full-time cuddle machines. Whether you’re sipping coffee while your Bulldog leans against you like a sack of potatoes, drinking tea while they stare at you from two inches away, or just laughing at their intense need for constant contact, this funny pet parent mug is the perfect way to celebrate your affectionate, overly-attached pup.
Why Every Bulldog Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because keeping up with a needy Bulldog requires caffeine!
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this Bulldog lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to follow you everywhere.
✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that sums up Bulldog ownership, this funny dog mom mug is a must-have for pet parents who never experience alone time.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a morning cuddle session, drinking coffee while your Bulldog insists on sitting ON your feet (again), or just embracing your reality, this dog-themed coffee cup is perfect for you.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for Bulldog Moms – Looking for gifts for Bulldog lovers? This mug is a must-have for anyone who knows that Bulldogs don’t just love their humans—they claim them.
For the Bulldog Moms Who Have a Furry, Wrinkly Shadow!
Bulldogs might look tough, but they are massive babies when it comes to their humans. If your pup needs to be touching you at all times, follows you like a slow-moving tank, and makes sure you never experience a moment of solitude, then this funny Bulldog mom mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with a smile, and let the world know—your dog is a Stage 5 Clinger, and honestly, you wouldn’t have it any other way!
ORDER NOW & DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH YOUR BULLDOG GLUED TO YOUR SIDE!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
