My Frenchie Is A Stage 5 Clinger Mug
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Your Frenchie Might Be Small, But Their Neediness Is HUGE!
For French Bulldog Moms Who Haven’t Had Personal Space in Years.
French Bulldog moms, let’s be real—your pup thinks they are physically attached to you. Whether they’re glued to your side, sitting directly on top of you (even when there’s plenty of space), or dramatically whining if you dare to leave the room, one thing is clear—your Frenchie is a Stage 5 Clinger, and you’re 100% OK with it!
That’s why you need this funny French Bulldog mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for pet parents who understand that Frenchies don’t just love their humans—they own them. Whether you’re sipping coffee with a Frenchie snoozing on your lap, drinking tea while they demand attention, or just laughing at their intense need for constant contact, this funny pet parent mug is the perfect way to celebrate your clingy, lovable pup.
Why Every French Bulldog Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because keeping up with a needy Frenchie requires caffeine!
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this French Bulldog lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to follow you everywhere.
✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that sums up Frenchie ownership, this funny dog mom mug is a must-have for pet parents who never get a moment alone.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a morning cuddle session, drinking coffee while your Frenchie sits ON your feet (again), or just embracing your reality, this dog-themed coffee cup is perfect for you.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for French Bulldog Moms – Looking for gifts for French Bulldog lovers? This mug is a must-have for anyone who knows that Frenchies may be small—but their need for attention is massive!
For the Frenchie Moms Who Have a Furry, Flat-Faced Shadow!
French Bulldogs love hard, snuggle harder, and refuse to let you out of their sight. If your pup is always attached to you (literally), follows you like a tiny security detail, and insists on being right there at all times, then this funny French Bulldog mom mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with a smile, and let the world know—your dog is a Stage 5 Clinger, and honestly, you wouldn’t have it any other way!
ORDER NOW & DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH YOUR FRENCHIE SNUGGLED IN YOUR LAP!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
