The Doxie Genetics Perfected Tumbler
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Long, low, and 100% legendary—Dachshunds weren’t just born to dig, bark, and steal hearts—they were born to break the mold. The “The Doxie Genetics Perfected” 20oz tumbler is a stylish salute to the mighty Doxie, packed with personality and wrapped in a design that says what we’re all thinking: those short legs and bold hearts? Absolutely genetic perfection.
With a striking DNA strand graphic and bold text front and center, this tumbler is built for Dachshund lovers who don’t do subtle when it comes to their breed pride. Crafted from durable stainless steel and equipped with double-wall insulation, it keeps your drinks hot or cold for hours—whether you're sipping on coffee while your Doxie tunnels under five blankets, or hydrating during your pup’s next attempt to bark at a leaf.
Tuck—our head of canine operations and full-time opinion haver—has a soft spot for Dachshunds. “They're tiny sausages with giant personalities,” he says. “Fearless, loyal, and always a little dramatic? Sounds like my kind of dog.” So naturally, he insisted we give them a tumbler that matched their energy—bold, durable, and slightly extra.
Whether you're a proud Dachshund mom who proudly carries your pup in a sling (don’t worry, we get it) or a Dachshund dad who’s mastered the art of being outsmarted daily, this tumbler was made with you in mind. It’s practical enough for your daily routine and adorable enough to rep your favorite breed with pride.
Gift it to the Doxie devotee in your life or keep it for yourself—we won’t judge. If your phone is full of belly-up photos and your mornings start with little paws demanding breakfast now, this tumbler fits right into your world.
From backyard patrol to lap-duty snuggles, your Dachshund brings nonstop joy to your life. And now, your tumbler can match that energy. The “Doxie Genetics Perfected” design is more than a look—it’s a lifestyle. One that’s long, low, and impossible not to love.
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.