Beagle Moms Don't Give A Shizzz Mug
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Beagle Moms Don’t Give a Shizzz 11oz Mug – The Ultimate Sip for Sassy Moms of Floppy-Eared Chaos
Because Life With a Beagle Means Early Sniffs, Loud Howls, and Zero Time for Nonsense!
Beagle moms, this one’s for you. You’re not just a dog mom—you’re the personal chef, therapist, and professional treat dispenser for a four-legged detective with a nose for mischief and a taste for the finer things. And let’s be honest: if your Beagle’s not impressed, you’re not interested. That’s why you need this funny dog mom coffee cup—because you’re over the drama, but you’re never over your Beagle.
The Beagle Moms Don’t Give a Shizzz 11oz Mug is designed for proud, strong, and hilarious Beagle moms who handle muddy paws and high-maintenance sniffers with caffeine and pure love. Whether you're sipping coffee before another walk that turns into a full-on scent investigation, or curling up with your floppy-eared BFF, this mug has your name (and your vibe) written all over it.
Why Beagle Moms Need This Mug:
✔️ 11oz of Sass & Sanity – Just the right amount of coffee or tea to survive your Beagle’s latest digging mission.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because you’ve got enough on your plate—like explaining why socks aren’t food.
✔️ Bold & Beagle-Approved – Features a sassy design and a message every Beagle mom can get behind.
✔️ Built to Last – Durable ceramic to handle whatever your Beagle throws your way—literally.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Beagle Lovers – Looking for gifts for pet owners who are owned by their Beagles? This cute dog lover mug is an instant win.
For the Moms Who Love Loud Sniffs & Louder Attitudes
Being a Beagle mom means your days are full of drama, drool, and detective-level sniffing—but you wouldn’t trade it for the world. Your Beagle has a mind of their own, a bark that could wake the neighbors, and a heart bigger than their appetite. And you? You’ve got nerves of steel, a coffee addiction, and a sense of humor to match.
This dog-themed drinkware celebrates every wild walk, every stolen snack, and every cuddle that makes the chaos worth it. So sip proudly, sass unapologetically, and let the world know: Dog moms don’t give a shizzz—especially not Beagle moms.
ORDER NOW & UNLEASH YOUR BEAGLE MOM ENERGY!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
