Doxie Moms Don't Give A Shizzz Mug
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Doxie Moms Don’t Give a Shizzz 11oz Mug – Small Dog, Big Attitude, Maximum Caffeine!
Because Dachshund Moms Know That Coffee, Sass & Snuggles Make the Perfect Start to the Day!
Doxie moms, this one’s for you! If you’re the proud parent of a long-bodied, short-legged, and hilariously stubborn Dachshund, then you already know—these little dogs may be small, but their confidence is sky-high. Whether your pup is burrowing under blankets like a tiny escape artist, zooming through the house like a rocket, or giving you their signature side-eye when things aren’t going their way, one thing is clear—Dachshund moms have mastered the art of loving hard, laughing often, and taking no nonsense.
That’s why you need the Doxie Moms Don’t Give a Shizzz 11oz Mug, a funny dog mom coffee cup designed for confident, playful, and caffeine-loving Dachshund moms who start their day with a cup of coffee and a whole lot of wiener dog attitude. Whether you’re fueling up before another day of tail wags and mischief or unwinding with a cozy tea while your Doxie takes their 10th nap of the day, this dog lover mug is the perfect way to sip in style and show off your Dachshund mom pride.
Why Every Dachshund Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because Doxie moms need all the caffeine they can get before dealing with their pup’s daily antics.
✔️ Durable Ceramic Design – This high-quality ceramic mug is microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can enjoy your coffee without the hassle—just like your Doxie enjoys being carried around like royalty.
✔️ Sassy & Fun Dachshund Mom Design – Featuring bold typography and a playful statement every Doxie mom can relate to, this funny dog lover mug is the perfect mix of charm and confidence.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re sipping coffee at home, catching up on work, or starting the day before your Dachshund demands belly rubs, this Dachshund-themed drinkware is your go-to caffeine companion.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers – Searching for gifts for Dachshund moms? This mug is a must-have for any wiener dog-loving dog mom who knows that small dogs and big personalities go hand in paw.
For the Doxie Moms Who Know They’re Not Really in Charge!
Dachshunds may be tiny, but they run the household—and their moms? They like to think they do, but we all know who’s really the boss. Whether your Doxie is a snuggle-demanding diva, a fearless explorer, or a zoomie-fueled ball of energy, one thing is certain—life with a Dachshund is never boring.
This funny dog mom mug is designed for Dachshund moms who embrace the quirks, love the attitude, and wouldn’t trade their long, stubborn, and endlessly lovable pup for anything in the world. So grab your mug, take a sip with confidence, and let the world know that Doxie moms don’t give a shizz—and they definitely don’t drink from boring mugs!
ORDER NOW & START YOUR DAY WITH DACHSHUND MOM ENERGY!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
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⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
