Doxie Moms Don't Give A Shizzz Tumbler
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Doxie Moms Don’t Give a Shizz 20oz Tumbler – Small Dog, Big Attitude, Zero Nonsense!
Because Dachshund Moms Know That Life’s Better with Sass, Snuggles, and a Little Stubbornness!
Dachshund moms, this one’s for you! If you’ve got a Doxie in your life, you already know—they may be small, but they rule the house. From their big personality to their hilariously dramatic side-eyes, Doxies know exactly what they want… and they won’t stop until they get it. (Sound familiar?) That’s why you need this dog-themed tumbler to match your unapologetic Doxie mom energy!
Meet the Doxie Moms Don’t Give a Shizz 20oz Tumbler, made for fearless, fun-loving dog moms who understand that life is too short to stress—but just long enough to sneak an extra treat to your pup. Whether you’re powering through your morning coffee or winding down with a well-earned glass of wine, this paw print drinkware keeps your drink at the perfect temp while showing off your Dachshund pride.
Why Every Dachshund Mom Needs This Tumbler:
✔️ Double-Wall Insulated – Keeps your drinks warm for up to 12 hours and your cold for up to 24 hours, because Doxie moms run on caffeine and love.
✔️ Stainless Steel or Sleek White Finish – Choose between a classic stainless steel look or a chic white design—either way, it’s just as stylish as your long-bodied bestie.
✔️ Spill-Proof & Travel-Ready – Whether you’re out on an adventure, running errands, or snuggling with your stubborn little hotdog, this tumbler is built for Doxie moms on the go.
✔️ Sassy Dachshund Design – Featuring a laid-back Dachshund chilling with a glass of wine, this funny dog accessory perfectly captures the independent, diva-like personality of Doxies.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers – If you’re shopping for gifts for dog owners, this tumbler is the perfect pick for any Dachshund mom who adores her little weenie dog.
For the Doxie Moms Who Know Their Worth (And Their Dog’s, Too!)
Dachshunds are tiny but mighty, adorable but demanding, and full of personality—just like their moms! Whether your Doxie is a wild zoomie machine or a cuddle-loving couch potato, one thing’s for sure: they own the house, and you’re just lucky to live in it.
This funny dog accessory is made for Doxie moms who embrace the stubbornness, the sass, and the unconditional love that comes with raising a long-bodied legend. So grab your tumbler, fill it up, and sip with confidence—because Doxie moms don’t give a shizz, and they definitely don’t drink from boring cups.
ORDER NOW & SHOW OFF YOUR DACHSHUND MOM PRIDE!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.