I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Mug
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A Mug That Says It All—Because Dogs Are the Only Ones Who Never Disappoint!
For Those Who Trust Their Dog’s Judgment More Than Most People.
Let’s be honest—dogs are pure, loyal, and always bring joy. People? Well… that’s debatable. Sure, there are a select few humans who make the cut, but when it comes down to it, dogs are the real MVPs. If your social circle consists of your dog and MAYBE 2.5 people, then this funny dog lover mug is your new favorite coffee cup.
That’s why you need this premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for pet parents who keep their standards high, their circle small, and their love for dogs unconditional. Whether you’re starting your day with coffee, sipping tea while dodging small talk, or enjoying cocoa while snuggled up with your pup, this funny pet parent drinkware makes your feelings perfectly clear.
Why Every Dog Lover Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because dealing with people requires caffeine (and patience).
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this dog lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your dog’s loyalty.
✔️ Hilarious & Bold Design – Featuring a witty quote that keeps it real, this funny pet parent mug is a must-have for those who prefer canine company over questionable humans.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before work, sipping coffee in silent protest at a social gathering, or using this mug as a warning to others, this dog-themed coffee cup is perfect for every occasion.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers – Looking for gifts for pet parents? This mug is the ultimate choice for anyone who understands that dogs > people.
Because Dogs Deserve Our Loyalty—People? That’s Up for Debate.
Dogs don’t gossip, don’t disappoint, and never ghost you on plans—which is more than we can say for most people. If your pup is the only one you trust unconditionally, and your “people list” is constantly under review, then this funny dog mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with pride, and let the world know—you like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 people… and that’s being generous!
ORDER NOW & DRINK IN YOUR LOVE FOR DOGS (AND MAYBE A FEW PEOPLE)!
*PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
