I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 people Soy Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
funny dog lover candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
dog themed home decor
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
funny candle for dog lovers
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle
I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle

I Like Dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People Candle

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A Candle That Keeps It Real—Because Dogs > People

For Those Who Keep Their Inner Circle Small and Their Love for Dogs Unlimited.

Let’s be honest—dogs are the real MVPs. They’re loyal, they don’t judge, and they always greet you with excitement. People? That’s a different story. If your idea of a perfect evening includes relaxing with your dog while avoiding unnecessary human interaction, then this funny dog lover candle is for you.

That’s why you need this funny dog candle, a premium soy wax candle designed for pet parents who believe that good vibes, soft lighting, and a little distance from unnecessary drama make life better. Whether you’re lighting it during a peaceful night in, using it as a subtle warning to guests, or simply enjoying the glow with your dog curled up beside you, this funny yet cozy pet parent candle lets everyone know where your priorities lie.

Why Every Dog Lover Needs This Candle:

✔️ Premium Soy Wax for a Clean Burn – Made with natural soy wax, this dog-themed candle burns cleanly and evenly, filling your space with a soothing scent—because dealing with people is stressful enough.

✔️ Long-Lasting Burn Time – Enjoy hours of flickering candlelight, plenty of time to reflect on why dogs are the best and why 2.5 people barely made the cut.

✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that perfectly sums up your social life, this funny pet parent candle is a must-have for dog lovers who prioritize their pup over people.

✔️ Perfect for Any Room – Whether you’re lighting it in the living room for a chill night in, using it in the bathroom to decompress, or placing it on your desk as a silent mood indicator, this dog lover candle sets the tone.

✔️ The Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers – Looking for gifts for pet parents? This candle is a must-have for anyone who understands that dogs are the only guaranteed good company.

Because Dogs Are the Best—People Are on a Case-by-Case Basis.

Dogs love unconditionally, never cancel plans, and always make you feel important. If you keep your social circle exclusive to the best of the best (including your pup), then this funny dog candle is a must-have.

So light this candle, enjoy the glow, and let the world know—dogs are in, people are on probation, and you like MAYBE 2.5 of them!

ORDER NOW & BRING GOOD VIBES (AND DOG ENERGY) TO YOUR SPACE!

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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)

Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:

Production Time:

Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.

🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):

After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).

📦 Tracking Your Order:

You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.

🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):

Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.

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