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I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt
I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt
I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt
I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt
I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt
I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt
I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt

I like dogs and MAYBE 2.5 People T-Shirt

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A T-Shirt That Says It All—Dogs Are In, People Are on a Case-by-Case Basis!

For Those Who Know That Dogs > People, Every Single Time.

Let’s face it—dogs are pure, loyal, and always bring joy. People? That’s a different story. Sure, there are a handful of humans you can tolerate, but at the end of the day, your pup is the real MVP. If your ideal social circle includes your dog and MAYBE 2.5 people, then this funny dog lover t-shirt is made for you.

That’s why you need this funny dog lovers t-shirt, a soft, stylish, and breathable tee designed for pet parents who trust their dog’s judgment over most humans. Whether you’re out running errands, hanging with your inner circle (which includes your dog), or dodging unnecessary small talk, this funny yet relatable pet parent tee makes sure everyone knows where you stand.

Why Every Dog Lover Needs This Tee:

✔️ Premium Comfort & Fit – Made from high-quality, breathable fabric, this dog-themed t-shirt is lightweight and ultra-soft, ensuring you stay comfy while keeping your social circle exclusive.

✔️ Durable & Machine-Washable – Designed for everyday wear, this tee is as reliable as your dog’s unconditional love.

✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that speaks the truth, this funny dog lover t-shirt is a must-have for pet parents who prioritize canine company over questionable humans.

✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re grabbing coffee, heading to a dog-friendly event, or just standing as a beacon of truth in a world full of too many people, this dog mom and dad tee makes a statement.

✔️ The Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers – Searching for gifts for pet parents? This t-shirt is the ultimate choice for anyone who understands that dogs are the only ones worth trusting completely.

Because Dogs Are Always Good Vibes—People Are a Gamble.

Dogs love unconditionally, never judge, and always greet you like you’re the best thing ever. If your dog is your #1 best friend, and only a select few people have earned a spot in your circle, then this funny dog mom and dad t-shirt is the perfect fit.

So throw on this tee, wear it with pride, and let the world know—dogs are in, people are pending review, and you like MAYBE 2.5 of them!

ORDER NOW & WEAR YOUR SOCIAL PREFERENCES LOUD AND PROUD!

PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order

 

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Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:

Production Time:

Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.

🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):

After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).

📦 Tracking Your Order:

You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.

🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):

Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.

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