I Got 99 Problems But My Doxie Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My Dachshund Ain’t One 11oz Mug – For Moms of Big Attitudes in Little Packages
Because Life’s Complicated, but Your Wiener's Love Is Simple and Fierce
Dachshund moms, you know the truth—your pup may be small in size, but they’ve got enough attitude to run the whole house. And despite the chaos around you, your Dachshund? They’re never the issue. This funny dog mom coffee cup is for those who find comfort, joy, and just the right amount of sass in their long-bodied best friend.
The I Got 99 Problems but My Dachshund Ain’t One 11oz Mug is perfect for mornings spent dodging side-eye from a stubborn Doxie or evenings curled up together under a blanket. Wherever you are, this mug is your badge of honor as a proud wiener dog mom.
Why Dachshund Moms Love This Mug:
✔️ Compact 11oz Size – Small but mighty—just like your dog.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – For convenience, because your pup’s already enough work.
✔️ Playful, Honest Design – Featuring a message that tells it like it is: the dog’s not the problem.
✔️ Quality Ceramic Construction – Built to survive bumps, barks, and backtalk.
✔️ Top Gift for Doxie Devotees – Looking for gifts for pet owners who adore their Dachshund? This cute dog lover mug brings the charm.
For the Moms Who Love Low Riders With High Standards
Dachshunds are bold, loyal, dramatic, and hilariously stubborn. They bark like bodyguards and snuggle like soulmates. And you? You’ve learned to roll with the sass because their love is totally worth it.
This dog-themed drinkware celebrates your devotion to the Doxie who may be low to the ground but is high on personality. Sip proud, snuggle close, and let everyone know: I got 99 problems—but my Dachshund ain’t one.
ORDER NOW & RAISE A MUG TO YOUR MIGHTY LITTLE HOTDOG!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
