I Got 99 Problems But My Frenchie Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My Frenchie Ain’t One 11oz Mug – For Moms of Snorting, Snuggly, Attention-Hogging Icons
Because Life Is Loud and Messy—But Your Frenchie? Pure Bliss
Frenchie moms, you know the routine: your schedule is full, your phone is buzzing, and your house is probably covered in toys. But that little bat-eared goofball by your side? Not one of your problems. This funny dog mom coffee cup celebrates the wrinkly wonder who brings joy, mischief, and next-level cuddles to your day.
The I Got 99 Problems but My Frenchie Ain’t One 11oz Mug is made for dog moms who know that French Bulldogs aren’t just pets—they’re personality-packed partners in crime. Whether your Frenchie’s snoring on your lap or demanding your undivided attention, this mug is your must-have companion.
Why Frenchie Moms Love This Mug:
✔️ Adorable 11oz Size – Ideal for your morning coffee or mid-day reset.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – As easygoing as your Frenchie (most of the time).
✔️ Cheeky Frenchie-Inspired Message – The problems? They’re out there. Your dog? They’re the cure.
✔️ Durable Ceramic – Ready to handle bumps from snorts, zoomies, and wiggles.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Frenchie Fans – Hunting for gifts for pet owners who love their French Bulldog? This cute dog lover mug is a total win.
For the Moms Who Laugh Through the Mayhem
French Bulldogs are equal parts couch potato, drama queen, and best friend. They demand snacks, steal hearts, and charm everyone in sight. With a Frenchie in your life, you’ve got endless laughs, snuggles, and slobbery kisses to balance out the stress.
This dog-themed drinkware is a tribute to the joy your little snorting superstar brings to your life. Sip with sass and Frenchie flair—because 99 problems? Oh yeah. But your Frenchie ain’t one.
ORDER NOW & SNUGGLE UP WITH FRENCHIE MOM ENERGY!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
