I Got 99 Problems But My Poodle Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My Poodle Ain’t One 11oz Mug – For Moms of Fluffy Geniuses With Flawless Taste
Because Life Gets Tangled, but Your Poodle Keeps It Classy (and a Little Extra)
Poodle moms, let’s be honest—you’ve got enough on your plate. But your pup? Total perfection. Whether they’re strutting their stuff like runway royalty or showing off their next-level smarts, your Poodle isn’t adding to the chaos—they’re calming it down (with flair). That’s why you need this funny dog mom coffee cup—because the world’s messy, but your Poodle’s got standards.
The I Got 99 Problems but My Poodle Ain’t One 11oz Mug is made for moms who know their curly-coated companions are equal parts brain, beauty, and best friend. Whether you’re sipping coffee while brushing out tangles or relaxing with your elegant snuggle buddy, this mug matches your Poodle mom energy.
Why Poodle Moms Love This Mug:
✔️ Just-Right 11oz Size – Ideal for fueling up before your Poodle’s next burst of brilliance.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because your day should be as smooth as your Poodle’s strut.
✔️ Chic & Smart Design – Featuring a message that gets right to the point: your dog’s not the problem.
✔️ Durable Ceramic – Stylish and solid—just like your pup.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Poodle Lovers – Searching for gifts for pet owners who adore their curly companion? This cute dog lover mug is it.
For the Moms Who Love Class With Sass
Poodles are more than pretty—they’re sharp, sweet, and wonderfully extra. Whether you’ve got a standard, miniature, or toy, you know their personality fills the room and their love fills your heart. Life may come with stress, but your Poodle? Never the issue.
This dog-themed drinkware is your daily nod to the fabulous fluffball who keeps you grounded—and just a little glam. Sip with pride, love with style, and remind the world: I got 99 problems—but my Poodle ain’t one.
ORDER NOW & ADD A LITTLE POODLE FLAIR TO YOUR ROUTINE!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
