If My Pitty Can't Come, I'm Not Going Mug
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No Pitbull, No Plans—Because Your Pup Is Your Ride-or-Die!
For Pitbull Moms Who Know That Life’s Best Moments Include Their Pup.
Pitbull moms, let’s be real—your pup isn’t just a pet, they’re your loyal, loving, and slightly needy best friend. Whether they’re leaning their full body weight against you, following you from room to room, or giving you the most dramatic pout when they realize they can’t come, one thing is clear—if your Pitbull isn’t invited, you’re not interested!
That’s why you need this funny Pitbull mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for dog lovers who plan their entire life around their pup. Whether you’re sipping coffee before an adventure with your Pittie, drinking tea while they rest their big, lovable head on your lap, or just making it clear that your social life is 100% dog-friendly, this funny pet parent mug is the perfect way to showcase your devotion to your affectionate, big-hearted pup.
Why Every Pitbull Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because keeping up with a high-energy, clingy Pittie requires caffeine!
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this Pitbull lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to follow you everywhere.
✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that sums up Pitbull ownership, this funny pet parent mug is a must-have for those who refuse to leave their dog behind.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a Pittie-approved road trip, drinking coffee while your dog curls up beside you, or simply making it clear that dog-free events aren’t your thing, this dog-themed coffee cup is a must-have.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for Pitbull Moms – Looking for gifts for Pitbull lovers? This mug is a must-have for anyone who knows that Pitbulls don’t just love their humans—they cling to them.
For the Pitbull Moms Who Only Make Dog-Friendly Plans!
Pitbulls are affectionate, loyal, and completely devoted to their humans. If your pup expects a VIP invite to every event, makes you rethink every outing, and gives you “the look” if they can’t tag along, then this funny Pitbull mom mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with a smile, and let the world know—if your dog can’t come, you’re not going!
ORDER NOW & DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH YOUR PITBULL RIGHT BESIDE YOU!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
