Start The Fire Bandana
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Dogs didn’t start the fire either… just sayin’.
If your pup’s got attitude, innocence, and a flair for the dramatic, this funny dog bandana is about to be their new signature accessory. Whether they’re side-eyeing the mess or “coincidentally” nearby when things go south, this cheeky bandana says what they’re thinking—without barking a word.
Straight from the brilliant (and slightly chaotic) mind of our Chief Sass Officer, Tucker (aka TwistedazzTuck), this quote was inspired by one of his “I swear it wasn’t me” moments. After a suspicious trail of shredded tissues led directly to him, Tuck insisted he was framed. Hence, the message: “Dogs didn’t start the fire either….just sayin.” Now your pup can throw shade with style, thanks to this bold and funny dog bandana.
Crafted from lightweight, breathable fabric that’s gentle on fur and machine washable (because life gets messy), this triangle-cut bandana is paw-fect for everyday wear, pup parties, and those Instagram-worthy photo ops. It ties comfortably around your dog’s neck and stays in place through zoomies, naps, and everything in between.
Looking for a unique dog gift or stocking stuffer for your favorite pet parent? This bandana is it. Whether you’re shopping for your own furry sidekick or gifting a dog accessory that’ll crack a smile, it’s the kind of laugh-out-loud dog gear you won’t find just anywhere.
Let your pup make a statement without lifting a paw. With this funny dog bandana, they’ll be dressed to protest any and all false accusations—with undeniable charm and a wink of rebellion. It's ideal for dog lovers with a sense of humor—and let’s be real, we all know a pup who looks suspiciously innocent 24/7.
So go ahead. Blame the cat. Blame the wind. But leave the dog out of it.
They didn’t start the fire. Just sayin’.
Available in 2 sizes: 20" × 9.75" and 27" × 13"
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
