I Got 99 Problems But My Boxer Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My Boxer Ain’t One 11oz Mug – Fuel Up for the Wiggle-Butt That Keeps You Sane
Because Chaos Is Everywhere, but Your Boxer’s the Best Part of It All
Boxer moms, you know the struggle—laundry piles, messy kitchens, and texts you forgot to reply to. But your Boxer? They’re not the problem. They’re the solution wrapped in fur, slobber, and those ridiculous zoomies. That’s why this funny dog mom coffee cup exists—to remind you that your life might be a bit wild, but your Boxer’s not to blame.
The I Got 99 Problems but My Boxer Ain’t One 11oz Mug is made for the dog moms who adore their four-legged clown. Whether you’re dodging tail whips while sipping coffee or cuddling up with your oversized lapdog at the end of the day, this mug is the caffeine-powered tribute to the pup that keeps you smiling.
Why Boxer Moms Love This Mug:
✔️ Just-Right 11oz Capacity – For those mornings when your Boxer wakes you up with a flying leap.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because Boxer moms don’t have time for high-maintenance dishes.
✔️ Bold, Boxer-Strong Design – Featuring a message that gives credit where it’s due: your pup isn’t the problem.
✔️ Durable Ceramic Build – Sturdy enough to survive a swipe from an excited paw.
✔️ Great Gift for Boxer Fans – On the hunt for gifts for pet owners who love their goofy pup? This cute dog lover mug nails it.
For the Moms Raising Lovable Chaos Machines
Boxers are pure energy, loyalty, and affection all wrapped into one muscly, wiggly package. They bring joy in the mess, laughter in the madness, and comfort when everything else feels off. So when life hands you problems, remember—your Boxer’s never one of them.
This dog-themed drinkware is a daily reminder that no matter what’s going on, your Boxer is a bright spot in the chaos. Sip with pride and wiggle-butt energy—because 99 problems? Sure. But your Boxer? Definitely not one.
ORDER NOW & CHEERS TO YOUR BOXER BEING THE BEST PART OF YOUR DAY!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
