I Got 99 Problems But My Bulldog Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My Bulldog Ain’t One 11oz Mug – Sip Slowly Like Your Bulldog Would Want You To
Because the World’s a Lot—But Your Bulldog’s Just the Chill You Need
Bulldog moms, you’re juggling everything: work, chores, responsibilities—but your Bulldog? Not a worry in sight. In fact, their biggest concern is which cushion to nap on next. That’s why you need this funny dog mom coffee cup—a calm, sassy reminder that while life may be hectic, your Bulldog is pure, squishy perfection.
The I Got 99 Problems but My Bulldog Ain’t One 11oz Mug was made for moms of these lovable tanks. Whether you’re sipping coffee while your pup snores at your feet or enjoying a cozy tea break with your wrinkly shadow, this mug is the perfect match for your chill dog mom energy.
Why Bulldog Moms Love This Mug:
✔️ Ideal 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of “me time” for moms of lazy legends.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because cleaning dishes shouldn’t be harder than getting your Bulldog to go on a walk.
✔️ Sassy Bulldog-Approved Message – Perfect for saying what you’re thinking: the pup is never the problem.
✔️ Heavy-Duty Ceramic – Durable enough to survive unexpected slobbery nudges.
✔️ An Awesome Gift for Bulldog Moms – Searching for gifts for pet owners with a Bulldog obsession? This cute dog lover mug delivers.
For the Moms Who Love a Snort-Filled, Snack-Fueled Life
Bulldogs are stubborn, snuggly, and full of charm—and your life is better with every drooly moment. They’re low-maintenance in the best way and offer unconditional love in high volume. Sure, your schedule’s packed and your inbox is overflowing, but your Bulldog? They’re your peace.
This dog-themed drinkware celebrates that perfectly chill, slightly snoring companionship. Raise your mug and your standards—because 99 problems? You’ve got ‘em. But your Bulldog ain’t one.
ORDER NOW & TOAST TO YOUR WRINKLY, SNORTING BESTIE!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
