I Got 99 Problems But My Pitty Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My Pitbull Ain’t One 11oz Mug – For Moms of Loyal, Loving, and Totally Misunderstood Sweethearts
Because the World Judges—But You Know the Truth: Your Pitty Is Pure Love
Pitbull moms, you hear it all the time—“Are they safe?” “Aren’t they aggressive?” Meanwhile, your block-headed cuddle monster is curled up in your lap like a baby. That’s why you need this funny dog mom coffee cup—because your Pitbull isn’t the problem. The world’s assumptions are.
The I Got 99 Problems but My Pitbull Ain’t One 11oz Mug is for the moms who advocate with love and raise their Pitty with pride. Whether you’re sipping coffee before a walk or winding down after a day full of wiggles and play, this mug says it loud and proud: your pup is the best part of your day.
Why Pitbull Moms Love This Mug:
✔️ Just-Right 11oz Size – For fueling all the tail wags, zoomies, and snuggles.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because you’ve got enough going on already.
✔️ Pitty-Powered Message – A bold statement that clears the air: your dog is never the issue.
✔️ High-Quality Ceramic – Built for strength, just like your pup.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Pitbull Moms – Looking for gifts for pet owners who love their big-hearted bully breed? This cute dog lover mug is the one.
For the Moms Who Love Loud, Live Big & Hug Harder
Pitbulls are sweet, smart, silly, and completely devoted. They’ll greet you with a wagging tail and a full-body lean that says, “You’re my everything.” Being a Pitbull mom means pushing past stereotypes and embracing the most loving soul in your life.
This dog-themed drinkware is for the strong, sassy, and deeply devoted. Sip with pride and let the world know: I got 99 problems—but my Pitbull ain’t one.
ORDER NOW & SHOW YOUR PITTY PRIDE WITH EVERY SIP!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
