If My Doxie Can't Come, I'm Not Going Mug
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No Doxie, No Plans—Because Your Pup Is Your #1 Priority!
For Dachshund Moms Who Wouldn’t Dream of Leaving Their Pup Behind.
Dachshund moms, let’s be honest—your pup isn’t just a pet, they’re your tiny, long-bodied shadow and full-time best friend. Whether they’re trotting right behind you from room to room, burrowing under a blanket at your feet, or looking personally offended when they realize they’re not coming along, one thing is certain—if your Doxie isn’t invited, neither are you!
That’s why you need this funny Dachshund mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for dog lovers who know that every event is better when their pup is included. Whether you’re sipping coffee before a dog-friendly day out, drinking tea while your Dachshund snoozes in your lap, or simply making it clear that dog-free events are a no-go, this funny pet parent mug is the perfect way to show your devotion to your little Velcro pup.
Why Every Dachshund Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because keeping up with a feisty, high-energy Doxie requires fuel!
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this Dachshund lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to follow you everywhere.
✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that sums up Dachshund ownership, this funny pet parent mug is a must-have for those who refuse to leave their pup behind.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a Doxie-approved road trip, drinking coffee with your pup curled up beside you, or simply embracing your reality as a devoted dog mom, this dog-themed coffee cup is the perfect fit.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for Dachshund Moms – Looking for gifts for Dachshund lovers? This mug is a must-have for anyone who knows that Doxies may be small, but their need to be included is huge.
For the Dachshund Moms Who Make Every Plan Dog-Friendly!
Dachshunds are playful, stubborn, and totally devoted to their humans. If your pup expects to be part of every adventure, follows you like a determined little detective, and lets you know exactly how they feel if they’re left behind, then this funny Dachshund mom mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with a smile, and let the world know—if your dog can’t come, you’re not going!
ORDER NOW & DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH YOUR DOXIE BY YOUR SIDE!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
