If My Frenchie Can't Come, I'm Not Going Mug
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No Frenchie, No Plans—Because Your Pup Is the Real VIP!
For French Bulldog Moms Who Wouldn’t Dream of Leaving Their Velcro Dog Behind.
Frenchie moms, let’s be honest—your pup isn’t just a pet, they’re your four-legged shadow, your emotional support clown, and your most loyal sidekick. Whether they’re glued to your side, staring at you with those big, round eyes, or throwing a full-blown tantrum when they realize they’re not invited, one thing is clear—if your Frenchie isn’t coming, neither are you!
That’s why you need this funny French Bulldog mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for dog lovers who believe that every event should be Frenchie-friendly. Whether you’re sipping coffee before heading out (with your pup in tow), drinking tea while your Frenchie naps in your lap, or just making it known that your dog is priority number one, this funny pet parent mug lets the world know exactly how you feel.
Why Every French Bulldog Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because keeping up with a dramatic, attention-loving Frenchie requires energy!
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this French Bulldog lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to demand constant attention.
✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that sums up Frenchie ownership, this funny pet parent mug is a must-have for those who refuse to leave their dog behind.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a dog-friendly brunch, drinking coffee while your pup leans their entire body against you, or just embracing the reality that your dog goes everywhere you do, this dog-themed coffee cup is a must-have.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for French Bulldog Moms – Looking for gifts for French Bulldog lovers? This mug is a must-have for anyone who knows that Frenchies may be small, but their need to be included is huge.
For the Frenchie Moms Who Only Make Dog-Friendly Plans!
French Bulldogs may have short legs, but they have big personalities—and they expect to be included in everything. If your pup throws a fit if they’re left behind, follows you from room to room, and acts like separation is a tragedy, then this funny French Bulldog mom mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with a smile, and let the world know—if your dog can’t come, you’re not going!
ORDER NOW & DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH YOUR FRENCHIE RIGHT BESIDE YOU!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
