Bulldog Moms Don't Give A Shizzz Mug
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Bulldog Moms Don’t Give a Shizzz 11oz Mug – The Perfect Sip for Bulldog Moms Who’ve Seen It All
Because Life With a Bulldog Is Equal Parts Snuggles, Stubbornness & Snorts—And You’re Totally Here for It!
Bulldog moms, you already know the deal. Your four-legged couch potato may not move fast, but they’ve got you wrapped around their wrinkly little paw. From their signature snore to their dramatic side-eyes and their refusal to do anything that’s not their idea, Bulldogs are a whole mood—and this funny dog mom coffee cup was made just for you.
The Bulldog Moms Don’t Give a Shizzz 11oz Mug is designed for the fearless, fabulous, and slightly sleep-deprived dog moms who know that love sometimes comes with slobber, sass, and very short walks. Whether you’re sipping your morning brew while your Bulldog refuses to get out of bed or settling in for your third nap of the day (with your squishy soulmate snoring beside you), this mug delivers the energy you need: calm, collected, and over the nonsense.
Why Bulldog Moms Need This Mug:
✔️ Just-Right 11oz Size – The ideal amount of coffee or tea to survive another round of “nope, we’re not walking today.”
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because Bulldog moms deserve convenience (and probably more coffee).
✔️ Sassy, Snort-Approved Design – Featuring bold text and a statement that every Bulldog mom lives by.
✔️ Sturdy Ceramic Build – Just like your Bulldog: tough on the outside, total softie inside.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Bulldog Lovers – Need gifts for pet owners who adore their wrinkly snuggle bug? This cute dog lover mug hits the mark.
For the Moms Who Embrace the Snorts and Sass
Being a Bulldog mom means you’ve learned the art of patience, persistence, and praising every inch your dog actually walks. You’ve mastered the slow pace, the heavy sighs, and the deep love that comes with every roll and wrinkle. And let’s not forget—you’ve absolutely given up trying to keep your house drool-free.
This dog-themed drinkware is for the moms who love hard, laugh often, and know that Bulldogs may be stubborn—but they’re worth every snort. So sip proudly, bulldoze through your day, and let the world know: Dog moms don’t give a shizzz—and Bulldog moms wrote the rulebook.
ORDER NOW & FUEL YOUR DAY WITH BULLDOG MOM POWER!
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Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
