I Got 99 Problems But My Dog Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My Dog Ain’t One 11oz Mug – For Dog Moms Who Know Their Pup Is the Only Thing Going Right
Because Life Is Messy—But That Wagging Tail Is Always Perfect
Let’s be honest—between deadlines, dishes, and that ever-growing to-do list, life is a lot. But your dog? Your dog is the calm in your chaos, the wag in your worry, the love that never lets you down. That’s why you need this funny dog mom coffee cup—because your pup is the only problem-free zone in your day.
The I Got 99 Problems but My Dog Ain’t One 11oz Mug is perfect for every dog mom, no matter the breed. Whether you’ve got a snuggly lap dog, a playful pup, or a big ball of energy, this mug is your daily reminder that love is furry, loyal, and full of tail wags.
Why All Dog Moms Need This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Just enough caffeine to match your dog’s energy (or nap level).
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Convenience for moms who are busy loving on their pup.
✔️ Relatable, Real Message – Because let’s face it: the dog’s the best part of your day.
✔️ Strong, Stylish Ceramic – Built for sips, slurps, and all your dog’s distractions.
✔️ The Ultimate Gift for Dog Lovers – Looking for gifts for pet owners who adore their pup? This cute dog lover mug is perfect.
For the Moms Who Love Unconditionally (Just Like Their Dogs Do)
Dogs don’t judge. They don’t overthink. They love fiercely, follow you everywhere, and always know when you need a cuddle. Through every mess and every meltdown, they’re the constant that keeps you going.
This dog-themed drinkware is a tribute to the love, loyalty, and laughter that only a dog can bring. Sip deep, breathe easy, and remember: I got 99 problems—but my dog ain’t one.
ORDER NOW & START EVERY DAY WITH A WAGGING TAIL AND A FULL HEART!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
