I Got 99 Problems But My GSD Ain't One Mug
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I Got 99 Problems but My German Shepherd Ain’t One 11oz Mug – For Moms of the Smartest Protector You’ll Ever Love
Because the World Is Wild, but Your Shepherd’s Got Your Back
German Shepherd moms, your plate is full—but one thing’s for sure: your dog isn’t the problem. They’re the guardian, the shadow, the snuggle bug with unmatched loyalty and smarts. This funny dog mom coffee cup is for you—the proud mom of a noble, goofy, and sometimes overly serious sidekick who makes everything better.
The I Got 99 Problems but My German Shepherd Ain’t One 11oz Mug is perfect for your mornings spent with a watchful eye by your side, or evenings when your protector turns into a cuddle monster. No matter the moment, this mug keeps your vibe strong and your coffee stronger.
Why German Shepherd Moms Love This Mug:
✔️ Strong 11oz Capacity – Holds the coffee you need to keep up with that intense Shepherd stare.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Because GSD moms are busy handling more important missions.
✔️ Bold & Loyal Design – With a message that proudly says: my dog’s not the problem, they’re the solution.
✔️ High-Quality Ceramic – As tough as your Shepherd—and just as reliable.
✔️ Perfect Gift for German Shepherd Lovers – Searching for gifts for pet owners with a loyal protector? This cute dog lover mug delivers.
For the Moms Who Walk With a Warrior
German Shepherds are brilliant, brave, and fiercely bonded to their humans. Whether they’re guarding your heart or your living room window, you know that love from a Shepherd is next-level. So when the rest of life feels overwhelming, you take one look at those focused eyes and know—you’ve got this.
This dog-themed drinkware celebrates that deep, ride-or-die love only Shepherd moms understand. Sip strong. Love stronger. And remember: 99 problems? Yep. But your Shepherd? Not one of them.
ORDER NOW & HONOR YOUR LOYAL SHADOW WITH EVERY SIP!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
