I'm Only Here Because My Doxie Mug
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Doxie Moms Know Attitude—And Their Pups Demand the Best!
Let's face it...you only have a job because your Doxie is a tad EXTRA.
If you’re a Dachshund mom, then you already know—your pup may be short in stature, but their confidence is sky-high. Whether they’re burrowing under blankets like royalty, refusing to go outside because the weather isn’t perfect, or dramatically flopping over for belly rubs, one thing is clear—Doxies expect top-tier treatment, and their moms always deliver.
That’s why you need this Dachshund mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for dog lovers who appreciate quality—just like their pup does. Whether you’re starting your day with hot coffee while your Doxie takes their first nap of the morning, sipping tea while they patrol the house, or winding down with cocoa after their latest stubborn standoff, this funny dog lover coffee mug is the perfect way to show off your Doxie mom pride with style.
Why Every Dachshund Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because Dachshund moms need their caffeine before dealing with their pup’s next dramatic tantrum.
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this Dachshund-themed drinkware is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to demand more snacks.
✔️ Sassy & Fun Dachshund Mom Design – Featuring a witty quote and a design that perfectly captures your Doxie’s strong-willed personality, this funny dog mom mug is a must-have for every proud Doxie parent.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a walk (or convincing your Doxie to take one), catching up on work, or sipping coffee while your pup burrows deeper into a pile of blankets, this Dachshund coffee cup is ready for every occasion.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for Dog Moms – Searching for gifts for Dachshund lovers? This mug is a must-have for any Doxie mom who knows that tiny legs, big attitudes, and a little bit of luxury go hand in paw.
For the Doxie Moms Who Know Their Pup Runs the House!
Dachshunds may be tiny, but they rule with an iron paw—and their moms? They know better than to argue with a dog who thinks they’re royalty. Whether your pup is a burrowing blanket bandit, a fearless explorer, or a cuddle-demanding diva, one thing is certain—they have high expectations, and you’re happy to meet them.
This funny dog mom mug is designed for Dachshund moms who embrace the drama, love the snuggles, and wouldn’t trade their short, stubborn, and endlessly lovable pup for anything in the world. So grab your mug, sip with sass, and let everyone know that you’re only here because your dog likes nice things—and, let’s be honest, so do you!
ORDER NOW & SHOW OFF YOUR DACHSHUND MOM STYLE!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
