My DOG Is A Stage 5 Clinger Mug
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Your Dog Has One Mission—To Be as Close to You as Possible!
For Dog Moms Who Haven’t Had a Moment Alone Since Day One.
Dog moms, let’s be honest—your pup doesn’t just love you, they need you. Whether they’re following you from room to room, plopping themselves directly on top of you, or giving you the saddest eyes when you try to leave without them, one thing is certain—your dog is a Stage 5 Clinger, and you wouldn’t have it any other way!
That’s why you need this funny dog mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for pet parents who know that once a dog picks their person, there’s no such thing as personal space. Whether you’re sipping coffee with your pup glued to your side, drinking tea while they demand belly rubs, or just laughing at their inability to let you be alone, this funny pet parent mug is the perfect way to celebrate your lovable, overly-attached shadow.
Why Every Dog Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because keeping up with a Velcro dog takes energy!
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this dog lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to follow you everywhere.
✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that sums up dog ownership, this funny dog mom mug is a must-have for pet parents who always have a furry companion attached to them.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a morning walk, drinking coffee while your pup rests their head on your lap, or just embracing your reality, this dog-themed coffee cup is perfect for you.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for Dog Moms – Looking for gifts for dog lovers? This mug is a must-have for anyone who knows that dogs may come in all shapes and sizes—but their need to be right there never changes.
For the Dog Moms Who Have a Full-Time Furry Shadow!
Dogs don’t just love their humans—they adore them. If your pup follows you everywhere, sits on top of you despite plenty of available space, and acts like separation is an actual crisis, then this funny dog mom mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with a smile, and let the world know—your dog is a Stage 5 Clinger, and honestly, you wouldn’t have it any other way!
ORDER NOW & DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH YOUR LOYAL, CLINGY COMPANION RIGHT BESIDE YOU!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
