My Doxie Is A Stage 5 Clinger Mug
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Your Dachshund Might Have Short Legs, But They’ll Still Follow You Everywhere!
For Dachshund Moms Who Haven’t Walked Alone in Years.
Dachshund moms, let’s be honest—your pup has one mission in life: to be as close to you as physically possible at all times. Whether they’re trailing behind you with their tiny legs, burrowing under the blankets to stay glued to you, or whining the second you leave the room, one thing is clear—your Doxie is a Stage 5 Clinger, and you wouldn’t have it any other way!
That’s why you need this funny Dachshund mom mug, a premium 11oz ceramic coffee cup designed for pet parents who know that Doxies may be small, but their love (and neediness) is huge! Whether you’re sipping coffee while your Dachshund curls up on your lap, drinking tea as they stare at you longingly, or just accepting that you’ll never have alone time again, this funny pet parent mug is the perfect way to celebrate your lovable little shadow.
Why Every Dachshund Mom Needs This Mug:
✔️ Perfect 11oz Size – Holds just the right amount of coffee, tea, or hot cocoa—because dealing with a clingy Doxie takes energy!
✔️ Durable & Easy to Clean – Made from high-quality ceramic, this Dachshund lover coffee cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it as reliable as your pup’s ability to follow you everywhere.
✔️ Funny & Relatable Design – Featuring a witty quote that sums up Dachshund ownership, this funny dog mom mug is a must-have for pet parents who know that once you get a Doxie, you’ll never have privacy again.
✔️ Versatile & Everyday Ready – Whether you’re fueling up before a long cuddle session, drinking coffee while your Doxie insists on being under a blanket, or just embracing your new reality, this dog-themed coffee cup is perfect for you.
✔️ The Perfect Gift for Dachshund Moms – Looking for gifts for Dachshund lovers? This mug is a must-have for anyone who knows that Doxies don’t just love their humans—they belong to them.
For the Dachshund Moms Who Have a Tiny, Lovable Shadow!
Dachshunds might be small, but their devotion is larger than life. If your pup follows you like a tiny, determined detective, burrows into every possible space to be close to you, and acts like being apart is an actual crisis, then this funny Dachshund mom mug is for you.
So grab your mug, sip with a smile, and let the world know—your dog is a Stage 5 Clinger, and honestly, you wouldn’t have it any other way!
ORDER NOW & DRINK YOUR COFFEE WITH YOUR DOXIE GLUED TO YOUR SIDE!
PLEASE Review Tuck's refund policy before placing your order.
Shipping Info (Straight from Tuck 🐾)
Alright, listen up humans—I'm not Amazon Prime, ok? I'm better. Every item in my shop is made-to-order, which means it’s created just for you (and your dog’s superior taste). So here’s the deal:
⏱ Production Time:
Give the humans behind the scenes 2–5 business days to whip up your item. Quality takes time—especially when it’s Tuck-approved.
🚚 Shipping Time (U.S.):
After production, most packages arrive within 4–7 business days. Sometimes faster, sometimes a tad slower (especially if there’s a squirrel situation or holiday).
📦 Tracking Your Order:
You’ll get a tracking number once your order ships, so you can obsessively check it like I do when the treat jar moves.
🚫 No Returnsies (Unless We Mess Up):
Since every item is custom-made, I don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or totally wrong. If that happens, check out my Refund Policy for specifics.
